If you are learning Haitian Creole, you probably have searched the Internet for videos where you can hear Haitian people speak. While many of these videos can be found, they often do not have any subtitles at all, which can make learning the language more difficult.
In order to address this issue, I present to you the transcript of a video in Haitian creole. It comes from a Haitian comedian named Tonton Bicha and the video is titled Bicha volè menaj jeff. I hope you enjoy it!
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This transcript has been edited for clarity.
Speaker 1 (Tonton Bicha): Anh Jeff, ou la, ou rive
Speaker 2 (Jeff): Haha, granmoun m fenk rive la
Speaker 1: Eben ok, Jeff men tande menm si w ta parèt ou wè yon pakèt moun ti jèn lòtbò a, ou pa bezwen enkyete w pa pran sa pou anyen, o contraire pitit gasonm nan lòtbò a « Daniel » epi li toujou ale se yon pakèt nan yo, yo tout wap wè moun Okap yo tout ye.
Speaker 2: Wi, li di m sa, li di m sa. M pa gen pwoblèm avèk zanmi gason depi moun nan respekte tèt li, m paka gen yon pwoblèm avèk sa. Èske ou konprann? Talè w tande moun nan pral nan zanmi fi epi tripotay, zen, bagay. Menm zanmi fi sa ankò ap mennen l bay gason tou brother.
Speaker 1: W ap kontan, men bon moun bon moun, wap renmen janl ye a, bon timoun respektèz.
Speaker 2: Bicha, Bicha ou konnen se premye fwa m pral fè ti bagay ak fanm Okap, yo gon mès yo di souse tetan’m, map souse tetan! Haha! M rive, m rive, m rive. 122, m rive
Speaker 1: Eben ok, pa gen pwoblem, ou rive la, eben ok frèm.
Speaker 2: Eben ok.
Speaker 2: O! Frè m, sa kap fèt la?
Speaker 3: M anfòm. Sa kap fèt?
Speaker 2: M anfòm. Adelia pa la?
Speaker 3: Adelia la. Kiyès ou ye?
Speaker 2: Jeff, Jeff
Speaker 3: O!, Jeff sak gen la zanmi m
Speaker 2: Anfòw wi frè pa m
Speaker 3: So ou te bezwen l
Speaker 2: Wi ou mèt di Jeff
Speaker 3: M pral jere.. an atandan, ou pap chita? Ou mèt chita.
Speaker 2: Non, m anfòm, m anfòm.
Speaker 3: Ou pa p bwè anyen tou?
Speaker 2: Non, m anfòm. Aprè, after.
Speaker 3: Eben ok, m pral rele l pou ou. M pral jerew zanmi m
Speaker 2: Wi. Frè pa m.
Speaker 3: Adelia, Jeff la
Speaker 4 (Adelia): Jeff cheri
Speaker 2: O!, baby
Speaker 4: Ou wè misye, se mari konzin mwen. Sa k te gen la? Koman w fè vin anreta konsa?
Speaker 2: Baby, m anreta
Speaker 4: Te gon gwo jwèt boutèy la, ou vini twò ta
Speaker 2: O, wow
Speaker 4: Baby, vini vini
Speaker 2: Men Bicha pa pale avèw ?
Speaker 4: Bicha? Li te rele m wi, li di m ou te gen pou vini la men m panse ou tap gentan vini o contraire li te gen pou l vin la tou
Speaker 2: Non, m te di fòm te pale avèw anfas
Speaker 4: Eben vini, an al chita, an al pale
Speaker 2: M pap kapab Adelia, m pap kapab, Adelia, Adelia m pap kapab
Speaker 4: Jeff?
Speaker 1: Sak pran misye la? M potko menm fini menm.