If you are learning Haitian Creole, you probably have searched the Internet for videos where you can hear Haitian people speak. While many of these videos can be found, they often do not have any subtitles at all, which can make learning the language more difficult.
In order to address this issue, I present to you the transcript of a video in Haitian creole. It comes from a Haitian comedian named Tonton Bicha and the video is titled Bicha jwenn yon vye kraze. I hope you enjoy it!
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Transcript of the video
This transcript has been edited for clarity.
Speaker 1: Yow piti man, se pa de kontan m kontan nan town nan la non man! Gade kijan m ap respire byen, man!
Speaker 2: Ou pa imajine jan w gentan bèl la! Gade jan pye w ye la, ou jis alèz. Bon Klima!
Speaker 1: g on fredi k ap fini ak nèg nan New York, man. Bò isit la, se la tout fanmi m ye, se baz mwen ou ye.
Speaker 2: Ou wè jan w kontan, m ap raple w lè m te konn al New York, papa. Adèle! Adèle te konn pran swen m, cheri!
Speaker 3: yeyeye, ti mesye! Haha!
Speaker 2: Haha! Ou pa menm vini nan domino an.
Speaker 3: M ap chèche w pou m ba w yon istwa depi yè, brother. M paka jwenn ou. Ou avèk moun la?
Speaker 1: Kiyès moun sa?
Speaker 2: Sa se patnè m ki sòti New York…
Speaker 3: yo yo, ban m di w…
Speaker 2: Yon patnè m
Speaker 3: Gade, m telman pale de Adèle, de Adèle mwen ta pral pale w,
Speaker 2: O kontrè, se sa m…
Speaker 3: Tande, ban m ba w. Gade, m te ak manzè yè! Ah, monchè! W ap ban m Lionel Messi sa! Gade, m ak manzè yè, gade, Oh, oh, oh! Haha! Sa fè twazyèm fwa, o kontrè, sak fè m oblije toufonnen l konsa, li di m li gen yon moun ki pral sòti New York, yon mennaj li m tande k ap… hahaha! Adèle! Piti, m rekase l ankò. E yon lòt bagay ankò, piti! Ban m di w, ou konn sa m renmen ak manzè? Pandan m ap fè lanmou ak manzè yè, gen yon bagay m pat konn wè, m wè anba tete gòch li. Li gen yon tatou li ekri: “Roni mon amour” Hahaha!
Speaker 2: Yow Bicha! Men “Roni” wi!
Speaker 3: Se vre? Advèsè a pran kou!